Cross species hominoids (chimeras, et cetera) are continually neglected by mainstream media.
Within the community, it’s well known that Sergey Voronov (of Simian Castle fame) and his *wife* had many children, all of whom immigrated to Utah after Voronov’s death
Lasers, bleaching, waxing: all e businesses that have expanded in the past 90 years. Let’s face facts.
Think of the possibilities.
“She blew my nose, then she blew my mind.”
Honky Tonk Blues, The Rolling Stones.
Your site is hella cool, but you leave a bunch of unexplanations. Will you be revising the site? My suggestion: details on the first 69 Areas. Area 69 is ass backwards.
Love, love, love your site, and was intrigued by the story of William, The White Lake Monster of Minnesota. Just ordered “Wild Thing,” as I’m hungry to learn more about the phenomenon.
One complaint, though: you’ve left off a mystery of great local impact. It’s Tahoe Tessie, arguably a more significant creature than William, considering the commercial importance of that particular lake and its visitors to the gaming industry and the Nevada economy. It’s our Loch Ness (which itself is a hoax, “invented” by a man called Bazell, apparently)!
Thanks for your good work, Jim. I hope that wife of yours appreciates what you do down in the basement for all those hours!
Tess
“Bigler is the legitimate name of the Lake, and it will be retained until some name less flat, insipid and spooney than ‘Tahoe’ is invented for it. I am sorry, myself, that it was not called in the first place by some cognomen that could be persuaded to rhyme with something, because, you see, every sentimental cuss who goes up there and becomes pregnant with a poem invariably miscarries because of the unfortunate difficulty I have just mentioned. I speak of the matter lightly, but it is not a frivolous one, for all that.”–Mark Twain
Sorry, but Tahoe Tessie’s been shown to be two giant alligators being fed by Betty White. Her family is the one White Lake, MN was originally named after.
People: do the research and keep your eyes open. The government would rather have you numbed out on nachos from Chili’s and discount Wii stations than reality.
W.W. “Mack” Brazel, Roswell, NM circa 1947 (just sayin’…)
It didn’t occur to me that you are The Man until you made no mention of Bigfoot’s relationship to aliens from outerspace. The $6m man episode explaining all of this was aired exactly 36 years ago tomorrow (Feb 1, 1976), the same day on which President Ford met at the White House with the CEO of Teledyne Ryan Aeronautical Copmpany — the company that inspired Cyberdine Systems from The Terminator, which manufactured cyborgs like Steve Austin. Coincidence?
In “Looking for Big Foot”; sasquatch looks quite buxom. I’m surprised you don’t address the claim that it’s been Bea Arthur all along. That you don’t strikes me as strident misogyny.
Otherwise interesting website.
Gertie Van Pelt
“Each of us represents a star in Heaven. Sometimes we shine with the rest, sometimes we twinkle alone and sometimes, when we least expect it, we make someone else’s dreams come true.”
Cross species hominoids (chimeras, et cetera) are continually neglected by mainstream media.
Within the community, it’s well known that Sergey Voronov (of Simian Castle fame) and his *wife* had many children, all of whom immigrated to Utah after Voronov’s death
Lasers, bleaching, waxing: all e businesses that have expanded in the past 90 years. Let’s face facts.
Think of the possibilities.
“She blew my nose, then she blew my mind.”
Honky Tonk Blues, The Rolling Stones.
Easier to blame the Americans than gather new data. Time for the guys in skirts to step it up.
http://www.deadlinenews.co.uk/2012/02/19/loch-ness-monster-could-have-been-dreamt-up-by-local-hoaxer/
Jim,
Your site is hella cool, but you leave a bunch of unexplanations. Will you be revising the site? My suggestion: details on the first 69 Areas. Area 69 is ass backwards.
Peace out.
Djang
Django:
We mock what we don’t understand. Lot of good news on this site for people who like to mock. And people who like to mock-rock.
Peace,
Jim
Jim:
Is it more or less scary when an alien has a name you could find in a phonebook? Probably aren’t that many “Colds” in West Virginia.
Johnny
More scary. Check out the work of ET Hoffmann.
Jim, Jim, Jim.
Love, love, love your site, and was intrigued by the story of William, The White Lake Monster of Minnesota. Just ordered “Wild Thing,” as I’m hungry to learn more about the phenomenon.
One complaint, though: you’ve left off a mystery of great local impact. It’s Tahoe Tessie, arguably a more significant creature than William, considering the commercial importance of that particular lake and its visitors to the gaming industry and the Nevada economy. It’s our Loch Ness (which itself is a hoax, “invented” by a man called Bazell, apparently)!
Thanks for your good work, Jim. I hope that wife of yours appreciates what you do down in the basement for all those hours!
Tess
“Bigler is the legitimate name of the Lake, and it will be retained until some name less flat, insipid and spooney than ‘Tahoe’ is invented for it. I am sorry, myself, that it was not called in the first place by some cognomen that could be persuaded to rhyme with something, because, you see, every sentimental cuss who goes up there and becomes pregnant with a poem invariably miscarries because of the unfortunate difficulty I have just mentioned. I speak of the matter lightly, but it is not a frivolous one, for all that.”–Mark Twain
Sorry, but Tahoe Tessie’s been shown to be two giant alligators being fed by Betty White. Her family is the one White Lake, MN was originally named after.
Niiiiiiiice work dude,
People: do the research and keep your eyes open. The government would rather have you numbed out on nachos from Chili’s and discount Wii stations than reality.
W.W. “Mack” Brazel, Roswell, NM circa 1947 (just sayin’…)
We sleep. They live.
Greetings from Roswell, NM! Keep fighting the good fight. There ARE larger forces at play. EYES OPEN, MAN!
Amen, brother.
It didn’t occur to me that you are The Man until you made no mention of Bigfoot’s relationship to aliens from outerspace. The $6m man episode explaining all of this was aired exactly 36 years ago tomorrow (Feb 1, 1976), the same day on which President Ford met at the White House with the CEO of Teledyne Ryan Aeronautical Copmpany — the company that inspired Cyberdine Systems from The Terminator, which manufactured cyborgs like Steve Austin. Coincidence?
There are no coincidences, with the exception of the number of incredibly hot women I started meeting right after I got married.
Hi Jim,
In “Looking for Big Foot”; sasquatch looks quite buxom. I’m surprised you don’t address the claim that it’s been Bea Arthur all along. That you don’t strikes me as strident misogyny.
Otherwise interesting website.
Gertie Van Pelt
“Each of us represents a star in Heaven. Sometimes we shine with the rest, sometimes we twinkle alone and sometimes, when we least expect it, we make someone else’s dreams come true.”
If van “Pelt” is some kind of bigfoot fur related pun, I think it’s in rather bad taste. You must be a toupe-A personality.